Wednesday, May 30, 2007
German MPs encourage footballers to go topless

In an open letter to the German Football Association, the pair wrote:
"Get rid of the yellow card and instead let players show their athletic torsos. We can't understand how the voluntary showing of a gorgeous male chest can be objectionable."
They subsequently also threw their weight behind a petition to Fifa demanding much the same thing but, unsurprisingly, were completely ignored by both bodies.