Moritz Volz's summer holiday has gone down the pan ...after a bout of toilet trouble.

The Fulham defender jetted to Miami at the end of the season and since his arrival he has wiped out two hotel rooms.

He revealed: "My summer holiday all started a bit badly when the hotel toilet would not stop flushing and flooded the bathroom.

"Luckily, no solid waste was involved, but after a long flight the last thing I wanted was to change rooms in my pyjamas.

"Then it got worse when the toilet in the new room made siren noises that were louder than the local fire engines."