British import Beckham, better known in the U.S. as the woman who was once Posh Spice, has been big buddies with TomKat, but the fashion-obsessed bottle-blonde reportedly snubbed friendship overtures from Paris Hilton.

“I just know Victoria and I would get along,” Hilton told a pal, according to the London Sun. “We could be soul mates.”

Posh begs to differ. “Over my dead body!” she snapped to a friend, reports the paper. “We couldn’t be more different. You won’t catch me falling out of nightclubs with no knickers on.”