Thursday, July 03, 2008

Crocodile-infested moat

In 2003, Romanian fourth-division team Steaua Nicolae Balcescu found themselves in a quandary: Romanian leagues chiefs were threatening the club with expulsion following a series of pitch invasions and violent outbreaks.

Chairman Alexandra Cringus came up with the 'innovative' concept of creating a moat surrounding the pitch, packed with fully-grown crocodiles.

"This is not a joke," insisted Cringus.

"We can get crocodiles easy enough and feed them on meat from the local abattoir. The ditch is planned to be wide enough that no one could manage to jump over it. Anyone who attempted to do so would have to deal with the crocs. I think that the problem of fans running on to the pitch will be solved once and for all."

Cringus planned to create the moat far enough from the pitch to prevent players falling in.

Local authorities are considering the club's proposal.

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