Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Napoli
Even though that is the case, various online betting sites offer you the opportunity to wager where he will play next. Napoli are currently listed with 67-1 odds of landing him.
Enter the genius of the Napoli fans.
Their plan is to negotiate a contract buy-out with Ronaldinho first and then throw down a 2million Euro bet that he will play for their club. Once he does, they’ll pay Barcelona the transfer fee.
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Six-foot breasts
Glamour model Nicola T, girlfriend of West Ham striker Bobby Zamora, has revealed exactly what goes on in the minds of the WAGs.Nancy

Nancy Dell'Olio got affectionate with a Madame Tussaud's waxwork rendering of her ex-lover, former England boss Sven-Goran Eriksson, at a society bash this weekend.
Sunday, January 28, 2007
Hell
Since he has taken over, Ronaldo has been on either on the bench or left out of the squad list. Dutchman Ruud van Nistelrooy has been preferred over The Chubby One.
The Madridistas who love Ronaldo will not be blaming their soon to be former striker for leaving. Many have brandished Capello as a dictator, a Ronaldo hater and even the worst coach ever.
“He was a devil, and Madrid was hell,” Ronaldo told Italian daily La Stampa, after passing a medical with Milan. “I am feeling good. I am extremely happy to return here, and I hope to be a Milan player soon,” he added.
Pay-off
Roman Abramovich is ready to pay an astonishing £11million to rid himself of Jose Mourinho.It would take a record compensation fee to pay off Chelsea boss Mourinho at the end of the season but relations between owner and manager have reached such a low that Abramovich is willing to sanction the payment.
Mourinho earns £5m a year and is contracted until 2010 but a clause in his contract means Chelsea are protected...up to a point.
He would receive full salary for the first remaining year, 75 per cent for the second, and just 50 per cent for the final year - making a total of £11m.
Larsson
The 35-year-old Swedish striker is officially a United player until March 12 - then he's meant to return to Sweden.
But it's becoming clear Larsson is moving towards wanting to stay after an impressive start - if boss Sir Alex Ferguson wants to extend the loan spell until the end of the season.
Fergie said: "Henrik has been fantastic."
Saturday, January 27, 2007
Terry
Blues owner Roman Abramovich has drawn up a deal containing an option for the Blues’ skipper to be given a two-year coaching contract when he stops playing.
Abramovich hopes the record-busting five-year agreement will commit Terry, 26, to the club for the long-term.
The England skipper is in the prime of his playing career and sees management as being some years away.
But Abramovich believes Terry already displays the leadership qualities needed to take charge one day, prompting him to draw up the historic agreement.
Owen
Owen is on course to return some time in March and Dyer's trainer, John Green, formerly of West Ham's medical staff, has concentrated on the Newcastle and England striker's hamstrings, a long-standing problem area for the player.
Friday, January 26, 2007
Security
Manager Alex Ferguson has implemented extraordinary security measures at United's training ground - he was insistent he wanted to work on tactics with his players in complete privacy.Wombles
Thursday, January 25, 2007
Barbie Vicky and Dave
Ghaly

Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Poll
Abramovich
Circus
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Useless fact of the day
Monday, January 22, 2007
God bless her
The Queen will present the FA Cup on May 19 at the first final to be held at the new £800 million Wembley Stadium. It will be the first time she has attended the FA Cup final since 1976.Coco
Sunday, January 21, 2007
Kenyon
Although Saturday's 4-0 demolition of Wigan provided a brief distraction from the backstage intrigue, it will be anything but business as usual today as Kenyon attempts to find a solution to the civil war threatening to tear the club apart.
Kenyon is an unlikely peace maker having been accused in past seasons of plotting against Mourinho.
Fergie Jr.
The Wrexham midfielder has been appointed as Peterborough's player-manager.
Ferguson Jnr, 34, takes over at London Road from Keith Alexander, who was sacked earlier this month following a run of six successive league defeats.
Saturday, January 20, 2007
£££
The influx of cash raises the prospect of a small number of elite players earning more than £10 million a year.
Johnson
Portsmouth full-back Glen Johnson stunned onlookers in a B&Q in Dartford, Kent, yesterday when he was caught trying to steal bathroom fittings.Colchester
At present sixth in the Coca-Cola Championship, if they were to win a second successive promotion that figure would be more than £30 million thanks to the global television deal announced this week, even if they lost every Barclays Premiership match and no fans turned up to watch them.
Ferrari
Friday, January 19, 2007
Trials
Escape to Victory

Feigning injury
t.v.
Thursday, January 18, 2007
Zahavi
Sources close to the deal say the fee - the largest ever disclosed in English football - is payable by Middlesbrough to Zahavi in instalments over the course of Yakubu's contract, so Zahavi will earn the £3m total only if Yakubu stays at the Riverside for the full five-year term.
Grip
Eriksson's £6,500-a-day cheque from the Football Association has been well documented, but he is not the only former member of staff banking a tidy sum. The Swede's former number two Tord Grip is getting £600 each day to boost his pension.Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Mourinho
Jose Mourinho's relationship with Roman Abramovich has disintegrated to such an extent that the Chelsea manager and the club’s Russian owner are now refusing to talk to each other.Levy
In the space of two years his salary and pension package have increased more than threefold from £250,000 to £775,000. Critics are questioning exactly what Levy has done to deserve such a massive rise when Spurs have seen a drop in operating profits from to £11.4 million to £4.5 million during the five years since ENIC took control of the club.
According to the latest accounts for the year ended June 2006, pre-tax profits also fell from £5.7 million to £2.9 million.
two-bob
Having made a 'two-bob' bet with Ronaldo last summer that he would not score 15 goals this season, though, it now seems almost certain that Ferguson will be handing over the cash before too long.
L.A.
Cech
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
2010
Durban municipality has delayed signing a contract for a new soccer stadium to be used for the 2010 finals.DC United
Wigan
Sly
"David will be received as a superstar over there. He has the looks, the whole thing.Monday, January 15, 2007
Butt
Butt then charged down the tunnel after the Frenchman and had to be dragged into the dressing room by his team-mates.
Butt went on to score the winner for Glenn Roeder's side as they became only the third team to beat Spurs at White Hart Lane this season.
Early move
Beckham's representatives have been infuriated by Capello's public dismissal of the 31-year-old and want talks with Madrid officials but they recognise that the 2-0 defeat in La Coruña the previous Sunday will almost certainly prove the Englishman's last game in a white shirt and are keen to broker an early move to California.
9-0
Shirt

Sunday, January 14, 2007
Abandoned after 120 minutes
Friday, January 12, 2007
Airship
Deuce

Thursday, January 11, 2007
Oldham
Becks
Yearly income from next season, when he leaves Spain for America, will be:An annual salary of $10m
His existing sponsorship contracts with his four sponsors - Motorola, Pepsi, Gillette and Volkswagen - is estimated to be worth $25m
His merchandising shirt sales will bring in $10m
His share of the club profits: $10m
That adds up to $55m. Multiply it by five and you get well over $275m.
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Owen
Raw meat
Monday, January 08, 2007
Mourinho
Nothing has been said directly to Mourinho by Abramovich - that is not the Russian billionaire's style - but the Chelsea owner is understood to have grown annoyed at how his team have performed this season.
Unsurprisingly Guus Hiddink, currently the coach of the Russian national team, was again linked to taking over at Chelsea yesterday. The Dutchman would be the outstanding candidate to succeed Mourinho and, significantly, once more gave an interview in which he talked up his friendship with Abramovich.
Montella
Saturday, January 06, 2007
Shevchenko
Mourinho’s treatment of Shevchenko contrasts with his other senior players, who have been given time off.
Goat's head
Borat
Macclesfield's £600-a-week defender Matty McNeil hopes laughter affects Chelsea's megabucks stars in Saturday's FA Cup tie.The 29-year-old former fruit and veg van driver is nicknamed Borat by his team mates - because of his resemblance to Sacha Baron Cohen's character. Although he hates the name, he hopes it will make the Blues' players lose concentration.
Friday, January 05, 2007
Be afraid
Wind on to Jan 5, 2007, and Newcastle are 14th in the Premiership, having taken 26 points from 22 games, seven wins, 10 defeats, five draws. Goal difference is minus five, and the top scorer has seven goals. Glenn Roeder should be afraid.
Earmuffs
Premiership footballers may soon have to don those big ear protectors worn by workmen wielding pneumatic drills, to meet an upcoming health and safety rule. Hewden, who just happen to rent equipment to the construction industry, say that players at grounds with the noisiest fans, like Manchester United, Portsmouth, Liverpool and Newcastle, are subjected to levels in excess of 92 decibels, well above those permitted.
Under Control of Noise at Work regulations, which come into force in April, employers must make hearing protectors available to all employees exposed to excessive noise. In football terms that would mean officials, stewards, managers and even players being legally required to wear ear defenders during matches. Jeff Schofield, Hewden's head of marketing, says: "Like any business, football clubs have a responsibility to protect employees. The regulations are not about preventing noise, simply controlling it. Footballers may soon find that the latest 'must-have' accessory is a set of designer earmuffs."
Thursday, January 04, 2007
Arthritis

Liverpool defender Tommy Smith was forced to go to a social security tribunal to explain how he took a penalty at half-time of the 1996 FA Cup final despite being on incapacity benefit because of his chronic arthritis. He is now an after-dinner speaker.
Youngest backline ever
Goalkeeper Ross Turnbull (20) and defenders Andrew Davies (20), Matthew Bates (18), David Wheater (18) and Andrew Taylor (18) featured in a back-line boasting an average age of less than 19 (18.8 to be precise).
Steve McClaren's side contained seven teenagers at an average age of just 20, with just one player - the veteran then-26-year-old Malcolm Christie - over the age of 21.
"It's a proud day for Middlesbrough," said McClaren after the game, which they lost 1-0, "and for Steve Gibson, the chairman, who always wanted as his dream to field a team of players born within 30 miles of the stadium. Fifteen of the 16 in the squad were that. The performance was heroic."
Crossley

Wednesday, January 03, 2007
Queiroz
Queiroz had a tumultuous spell at Real Madrid, which ended with the sack in 2004 after only a year, but he does not seem to have been put off, saying he may decide to leave United for "other projects". He said he was waiting for offers, but he made it clear he was not against the idea of continuing to work with Ferguson.
Academies
About £40 million is invested every year into the 40 club academies in England. State-of-the-art facilities are commonplace; Arsenal’s alone cost £2.5 million. In the decade since Howard Wilkinson’s “Charter for Quality” was launched with the intention of mapping out the path to success, investment in the nation’s youth structure has been about £300 million.
And yet, if you looked at the 220 players starting in the Barclays Premiership on an average weekend, you will see only 25-30 Englishmen of 23 or less. Everton did not start with a single one on New Year’s Day. Chelsea do not have one in their squad.Pie and mash

England centre-back Rio Ferdinand wants to open a 'Cockney pie and mash shop in Manchester'. His friends say that the Manchester United defender is deadly serious.
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
Tree house

